A Conversation Ep. 3

This was back in January 14, 2011. It was just an innocent drinking session with my friends. 🙂 We were talking about the new zodiac sign, and was curious about it.

C: May bagong zodiac sign na daw ah. Google mo pre!

D: 13 na diba? Balita ko mukhang —- (penis, in English) yung bago ah.

… after a few seconds of waiting for the page to load.

D: Ay —-! (bad woman, in English, puta in Spanish… crap. I just gave the word away) Di na ako horseman!

C: O, e ano ka na?

D: Scorpio. Move back 1 space am—- (again, bad woman, in English).

C: Ano?! ——— (bad mother, in English)! Virgin na ako?!

… after a couple of laughs and a few more tinkering in Google.

C: *mocking a cry* ayoko maging virgin!!!

… still laughing.

D: Ah! Hindi pre, para lang to sa mga pinanganak nung 2009 onwards. Horseman na ulit ako!

C: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! DI NA AKO VIRGIN!!! DI NA AKO VIRGIN!!!

 

The text above translates to, "Look at my giant snake!"

 

 

DONE.

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