A Conversation Ep. 3
This was back in January 14, 2011. It was just an
innocent drinking session with my friends. 🙂 We were talking about the new zodiac sign, and was curious about it.
C: May bagong zodiac sign na daw ah. Google mo pre!
D: 13 na diba? Balita ko mukhang —- (penis, in English) yung bago ah.
… after a few seconds of waiting for the page to load.
D: Ay —-! (bad woman, in English, puta in Spanish… crap. I just gave the word away) Di na ako horseman!
C: O, e ano ka na?
D: Scorpio. Move back 1 space am—- (again, bad woman, in English).
C: Ano?! ——— (bad mother, in English)! Virgin na ako?!
… after a couple of laughs and a few more tinkering in Google.
C: *mocking a cry* ayoko maging virgin!!!
… still laughing.
D: Ah! Hindi pre, para lang to sa mga pinanganak nung 2009 onwards. Horseman na ulit ako!
C: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! DI NA AKO VIRGIN!!! DI NA AKO VIRGIN!!!