That Awkward Moment
Oh look! A UFO!!… Shit. T’was just a reflection of the friggin’ ceiling light on the window.
Yeah, I’m that bored.
Anyway. I logged in to my Twitter account, which is plainly named “mrjuantamad” (follow me. Or not. I don’t really give a rat’s ass), and trolled around for a bit. I did notice that 40% of the users that I follow are all porn-stars. Not safe for work, my Twitter is. So I kept on reading until I ended up going through Stoya’s Tumblr account, and Mocha Uson‘s (not a porn-star, but a very sexually open chick) web-blog.
Upon reading through Stoya’s first, I noticed that most of her post are interesting. I have to say, I learned a lot about the porn industry just by going through her Tumblr. Plus, that Stoya Destroya Fleshlight is tempting (stopping. I’m really bored, guys & girls, HELP ME!).
Then, onto Mocha’s blog.
Most of her posts were about sex, But what really amazed me is her Condom 101 post. Hahaha! That was interesting. Really interesting. Then I got to read her latest post about GILF‘s. I wasn’t that interested, but then I got to the comments. I was laughing like hell. And I mean LIKE HELL.
I created a scene in my head where a group of sexually frustrated guys gathered up online to flatter, or foolishly flirt, with Mocha. You know that awkward moment when you all realize that you’re just frustrated ‘coz you just can’t do anything about it? I feel that those guys realized that too late.
Mocha scares me, by the way. I’m not a kid, but I’m not an old dude. She scares me. It’s like, if we were friends, she’d eat me alive just ‘coz she can.